Carmen Kass is some lipless model – who is pushing 40. I’ve never heard of her, because I guess I don’t really care about her, but I did do a little WIKIPEDIA search for you, so when you have your twitter fights with other virgin losers on whatever FORUM you hang out on – because you don’t have any friends…and I found out some fascinating things….like that she was the president of the Estonian Chess Federation from 2004 to 2011…because she’s Estonian..and these communists, along with being tall sex workers in fashion, are also very into chess…it’s how they had a good time back when they didn’t have TVs….so they do military training through boardgames…all strategic and smart, nerdy and hot….all while getting naked for fashion..

Other interesting facts are that she was discovered at 14. Like so many other models…which is creepy…and now at 38….she’s still showing nipple…all strategic and smart….not bad for 38….which is normally really fucking bad…except when it comes with blow jobs…

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