Jonah Hill is fatter than Precious. Unfortunately that doesn’t make his shitty jokes funnier…it just makes it exciting to watch cuz you never know if this bad joke is gonna be the one he has a massive heart attack to, or if he’ll be in a few more shitty movies before John Candy-ing himself…not that that matters this post is about Katy Perry getting slimed, something I’d assume she was used to, at least that would be the only justification to her career getting this far, but then again, she is marrying a faggot, so maybe sex isn’t something this Christian girl likes…but showing off her tits is…

See I don’t know how someone who is asked to attend an event for little kids is supposed to dress, but if it was me, I probably wouldn’t put on my leather assless pants, or wear my prosthetic strap on dildo I sometimes wear to the bar to trick girls into thinking I am all man…I’d probably save the shit for when I’m in the company of adults, for fear of getting arrested…

See Katy Perry spilling out of her dress, is a nice strategy because she’s ugly and it distracts us from staring at her ugly fucking face since we all love tits no matter what they are attached to, but I think it would have been funny if she got charged as a sex offender, cuz I know if I was a 12 year old boy watching the Kid’s Choice awards, Katy Perry’s busting tits would have probably got me hard and as far as I’m concerned that’s the equivalent of raping me in the classroom…

LOCK HER THE FUCK UP….. but the good news is that the 12 year old girls watching the shit are going to develop a serious complex, spending the next few years thinking they are inadequate and girls who think they are inadequate are easy and love male validation and we can never have too many of those…

Pics via Bauer

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