I was once a smoker…but I quit that shit due to not being able to breathe and being disgusted by it. I’d rather give myself cancer in more fun ways – like putting my cellphone in my underwear and hope for the best…which I figure could result in a super hero half retard baby with the right fertile homeless pussy with a radioactive womb….or it could be just a solid way to deal with not using condoms with the women I meet on tinder…assuming I can get an erection…

So seeing people smoke, models or fucking fat french Canadian women eating donuts…I wonder..why the fuck are they smoking…and I’m a dude who likes to self distruct…but at least smoke things that fucking destroy your mind…or take you on a fucking journey…rather than just control your appetite, make you stink, and deal with your anxiety caused by all the caffeine…

I hate smokers…but I know one dude named HornyLohanAWanker from the comments, before I used third party commenting software….who FUCKING loves it…so this Victoria’s Secret model giving the kids bad role model….smoking is for him….and her nipples are for the rest of us…

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