I am down with short shorts – I am not so down with weird looking faces – but I can see past that when the bitch with the weird looking face is in short shorts. Just last night I was dying of a hangover on a park bench and this group of young, long legged girls who decided to start working on their bikini bodies in short shorts walked by, I have no idea what their faces looked like, or even if they had an upper body, but I could sketch every line and curve of their asses.

I don’t know who this bitch is, but the shorts made her good enough for me….

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