A couple of weeks ago I made a post comparing Jessica and Ashlee and I said that Ashlee is the ugly younger sister who is trying to live up to her sister’s good, big breasted looks. But today we learn that Jessica’s big breasts have been smoke and mirrors, the fuckers hang off her body like my shit hangs off my ass hair, which although seems really sexy, is actually pretty gross but all part of having bad hygiene. Anyway, Ashlee’s insecurities and raging success as a singer has allowed her to purchase a new nose and bitch is lookin’ good. I would argue that today Ashlee looks better than Jessica. I am pretty inconsistent…I realize that, but Ashlee NOSE best.

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