I assume you get how this works by now. Celebrities bored me, real people who make the news make me laugh, not because it’s funny, or because it’s depressing, but just because it’s more representative of the fall of our society, instead of the distraction from the fall of our society that comes with celebritites, so along with the top video of a bird biting a reporter on Live TV….there’s a whole lot of other shit going down that is either idiotic, insane or whatever and here’s where I compile the best stories I’ve seen today….

Six Arrested in Phoenix Kidnapping / Sexual Assault

Naked Man Stuck Inside North Philly Trash Chute

Wisconsin Mother Drives Drunk with Kids in Car, Crashes into House

Ohio Transgender Man Disputes Account of Beating

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