Here are some morning links. Sure they aren’t as fun as that time you had anal sex with that college girl you picked up at a bar – and didn’t have a condom to fuck – so she suggested her ass – because I guess pregnancy is a bigger fear for her than AIDS and the anal cancer my HPV will give her….college girls…so logical…
I did it and I didn’t get shit on my dick – thanks to her eating disorder…another reason to like eating disorders….
But they are still fun enough….because why else would I do them everyday…
Malia Obama is at Sundance and So It Begins..>Girl Wants in the Film Industry….
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Duck Plays with Tiger
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Charlie Sheen is Sorry for Being Mean to Ashton Kutcher
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Taylor Swift Used the Women’s March to Market her New Single Because She’s Smarter than You Retards
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Mary J Blige Bikini Top Erotica Weirdness
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Anastasia Ashley in a Bikini
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Elle Fanning Does Sundance
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The Total Number of SPECIES on Earth
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Aida Yespica is a Whore in a Bikini
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