Unlike her counterparts, like Gisele and Alessandra Ambrosio, who seem to have thought getting knocked up together was a great idea so their babies could grow up together, like they used to model together, Adriana Lima, the hottest of the three, clearly didn’t bounce back as proper as the other girls, but then again, there is no proof that Gisele even has a vagina so her post-pregnancy body isn’t a post-pregnancy body and Ambrosio could just be a freak of nature, where as Lima covering her gut and showing off milk-filled tits, is the way motherhood is supposed to look and I can look past it but just because Adriana Lima will always be that Virgin Catholic girl in lingerie to me….

The same issue featured some model named Masha Novoselova showing some nipple, continuing to prove that fashion mags are good for under-the-radar masturbation….

No I didn’t just raid my wife’s Vogue Spanish Vogue issue, my wife doesn’t read fashion magazines, her idea of being fashionable is not having half her fat ass hanging out of her elastic waistband pants….

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