I still don’t really understand who Cheryl Cole is. I know she’s a UK popstar who married some “Footballer” that only the Eurotrash in North America have ever heard of. I know there was some kind of scandal that she used to launch her solo career and I know I want to fuck her or at least watch her get fucked because I realize that she’s got some kind of ego, even though she hasn’t quite made it here and should be more eager, but I guess her bank account tells a different story….one that doesn’t explain her prison tattoos and whether they were the result of a lesbian relationship with a biker back in 1999, or if she actually thought they look good…but I’m guess she doesn’t now, because them shits are pretty fucking covered up, which is a first for her….Here are her legs in shorts hiding the memories of her ghetto trash flea market tattoo parlour getting fucked my her father youth and lookin’ alright according to me……

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