I know seeing a crazy old black beast of model in her bikini unless she is throwing her feces at the paparazzi…but I have limited options and I feel that if I don’t give her a little attention, despite not really being my ideal type of pussy, that the Russian mafia will be knocking at my door demanding I do…not because I am significant, but because I am paranoid and know that any Russian billionaire is someone who is seriously corrupt and connected, who dates models cuz it is status, you see it was only a few years ago that they were all in work uniforms practicing gymnastics and other olympic sports in work camps when they weren’t waiting in line for rationed breads….before buying a Russian bride was made easy…but this isnt a history lesson, if anything, it’s a zoology lesson….you’re racist for thinking that was racist….and here she is in a bikini….

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