I used to live in a foster home and the daughter of the family I was living with was this bigger, greasy, ugly as fuck girl who I guess was fucking horny as shit, cuz she would always make sure to walk around half naked, or flash me without panties, all to seemingly be innocent, but really to try to get me turned on and into her, but at 14 years old, I didn’t really know how to deal with these things, mainly because my hormones weren’t strong enough for me to ignore how ugly she was….It went on for months, where I knew this monster wanted to jump me. I’d wake up and she’d be in my bed, I’d catch her masturbating, but I didn’t react like a normal dude, I’d run away freaked the fuck out cuz she was really that gross…but then she tricked me…she found dirt on me and realized that if she told her parents I was the one trying to fuck her, I’d get in fucking trouble, and really who would believe a 14 year old foster kid over their daughter, so one thing lead to another cuz I didn’t want to get set to the horrible foster home and next thing you know I’m giving her back massages, and despite how fucking pimply and broad the shit is, I get hard and next thing you know I’m as sucked in as Jessica Simpson’s boyfriend….only I didn’t have the choice to run…I became her sex slave and I had no where else to go and just had to suck it up…big back and all…so when I see this dude intentionally getting with this back….I realize that maybe big back isn’t the problem….and the girl who the big back is on is…cuz Jessica Simpson, in all her desperate to get knocked up glory and in all her fatness, is still Jessica Simpson and you’d have to be an idiot to not fuck her the second you have the chance..no matter how much you hate or are traumatized by big back…and that’s the life lesson of the day…it’s not the size of the back that counts, but the pussy it is attached to.

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