Audrina Patridge brought her fake tits and tight little body out in a bikini with some X-Games, Vans Warped Tour lookin motherfucker. The shit is staged and paid for by the paparazzi agency who took the pictures, cuz I guess she is accessible, affordable, everyone likes seeing her in her bikini, she’s not too busy since her show was canceled, not that that ever made her too busy, and because she’s still relevant enough to bother with, and she’s just trying to stay relevant as long as possible, cuz it pays the fucking mortgage….

You know what’s a reality star to do to stay relevant….but more importantly…what’s a reality star willing to do to stay relevant….only time will tell…and in the meantime here she is at what I consider her best and most relevant to date….

You know, the future may be hazy for her, but at least she’s making ends meet and keeping her head above water, but I think she should thank her fake tits for that, they are the kind of investment that won’t ever let her fully drown….

PS – These could be old – But who really cares…

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