When I was in the local little league, my baseball coach told me that when girls do steroids their clits grow as big as a grown man’s thumb, I didn’t know what a clit was at the time, since I was 12 and I still like to pretend I don’t, see cuz anything that gives a girl pleasure means I gotta work it, so it’s easier to pull the “It’s a myth card” to get her off my back….but his wise lecture seemed to make it less gay when he’d make us play with his penis the size of a grown man’s thumb….

I’m just kidding, I was never molested, but I figure that the coach telling us about dick clits was to break the ice for a future molesting….you know to get us comfortable enough to make us watch porn with him or however they do it….and I before the Chyna sex tape dropped, I didn’t really believe him, I just thought he was running game, but unfortunately, he wasn’t…cuz her clit is a dick and I guess the rest of her is kinda following her genital’s lead.

She is vile, she probably always was, but the good news is that if you, like so many losers I knew, jerked off to her, you can stop kidding yourself and accept the fact that you are gay.

Seriously, the fact this bitch has a sex tape – scares the hell out of me now, even more than it did then….What a fucking wreck.

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