Liz Hurley owns a bathing suit company, but for some reason, she’s never in a fucking bathing suit. I guess she’s insecure about her body. But not insecure enough to pay attention to her dresses behavior in the wind and I guess this is the closest we’ve come to seeing her half naked in a long time, and I’m not even sure what it is I am looking at. It could be panties, it could be a bikini, all I know is that it’s not pussy and despite knowing some weird things have been in and out of that shit, like Hugh Grant, kids and whatever else along the way, maybe the panties or bathing suit are a good thing….I guess for a bitch known for her tits…this is a let down, but as far as I’m concerned looking a bitch’s dress is never disappointing, unless of course she turns out having a dick…which is a whole other story we don’t really need to waste our time with…

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