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2010

20

Aug

Shakira’s Ass is Golden of the Day

I was hanging with a black guy the other day and all he kept talking about was how he hates fucking black girls and that Shakira is perfection. It got weird when he started demonstrating her dance to show just how amazing this slut is and I guess any big ass white girl with blonde hair who knows how to jiggle would be perfection to every single black dude in the world, and a whole lot of other dudes…

SO despite Shakira being older, thicker, boring, still flat chested, here she is getting down in her new music video for my new scary friend who really liked her way too much, and the other 100,000,000 people who watched her last video….even if I find the shit kinda dull….it’s still worth checking out…

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