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LOHAN SHOOTS DOWN PLAYBOY SPECULATION
Redhead actress LINDSAY LOHAN has expressed her horror at reports she considered gracing the pages of men’s magazine PLAYBOY.
While the 18-year-old FREAKY FRIDAY star admits she was approached by the adult publication, she insists it was never to do a nude spread. She explains, “I’m not doing Playboy, no. Never. They contacted my publicist and they asked if I would do their 20 questions spread, which is not a nude photo that they do with it. It’s a regular photo.
“But I do have a DISNEY movie coming out and a young fan base and I’m not interested in doing Playboy right now in my life.

Notice “NOT INTERESTED RIGHT NOW IN HER LIFE”

Translation is, “when I snort all my money up my nose, and I can’t secure another acting gig, because my Tatem O’Neal image doesn’t support my talentless disney gigs/records/tv shows that I get, this false sense of security my sudden popularity has given me, also greatly contributes to my future falling down, that being said, when I am broke, waiting for my next fix, I will take playboy up on their offer, it may be that boost I need in my career, to get me in the face of the public again”.

Lohan, although your breasts will be a little saggier, I will save a dance for you…and by dance I mean, erection from the future spread.

LOVE – Jesus

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