Holly Madison is so classy in her pantyhose and Chanel suspenders for some classy Jersey Shore read UFC magazine, because you know that no useless stripping whores at the local strip club rock Chanel like they were Jackie O, or whoever the fuck made Chanel some classy shit before fake titted blonde chicks dragged it through the fucking gutter of the the trailer park, making shit the most expensive designer stripper gear you get at the flea market sex shop, worn by trash who could sell their bodies, drugs, or fuck rich dudes…and I blame Hip Hop….

Not to mention she’s covering her fucking nipples, which is really the deciding factor in whether topless pics are topless pics and the whole thing irritates me because she made a career out of getting naked, so this half ass shit is like a big fuck you to all of us, not that she doesn’t need to get naked anymore…but the phoenix will rise from the ashes, and nothing is forever, cuz soon enough this Playboy garbage is gonna be in a Sex Tape too….I am sure of it…

Here she is in a UFC magazine, cuz UFC magazines are teh natural fit for an unnatural breast who is living in Vegas like a white trash slut chasing the dream..

Useless.

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