Holly Madison is doing Yoga in the park….Real fucking exciting…I mean if you google her you can see her before she turned into a housewife pile of shit…you know back when she was in her prime and getting naked for money….behavior that paved the way for this “good” life she’s living….where her daily activity only requires going to the fucking park for the paparazzi to watch her stretch…

I only like to fuck with Yoga when the girls are young, tight, bending over in my face, and ideally not farting…

I try to avoid the senior class with all their massive mom vagina lips everywhere….Not that I do Yoga, but you get what I am saying….and that is that bitch is trying to get press for her pregnancy on some bottom feeding slut level you’d expect for her…but I’m not having it….or maybe I am…who cares.

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Holly Madison made it in life as a nude model in Playboy and I guess she’s out endorsing her out of wedlock, statistic in training, future criminal with a criminal father and stripper who pretends to be more than a stripper mother genetic pool, fetus that is polluting her uterus the only way she knows how….by posing in a bikini….once a whore always a whore…a constant that makes me happy in this cold miserable evil filled world….

She’s not ready to drop porn fetish worthy yet, but when she is, you’ll probbaly be sure to see her spread eagled…cuz that’s just the kind of lady she is.

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I have issues with these Playboy trash, got naked in Playboy cuz it paid better than those years getting naked on the stripper pole, plus it came with promises of fame, success, TV deals, and becoming the next Pam Anderson, only without making the right movies like having a sex tape, she’s ended up just getting invites to shitty Vegas events cuz she lives in Vegas cuz that’s just the kind of trash she is….

I figure the sex tape shit doesn’t work out for whores you think are whores anyway, we’re so porn saturated, who cares if a naked bitch who got paidto get naked, is getting fucked, sure we’ll watch it…but it’s expected.

I mean Karissa Shannon Tried It With a Black Guy and it didn’t do shit for her fame…and KENDRA TRIED ONE WITH A HANDICAPPED PERSON WHEN SHE WAS 19 AND MEATY PUSSIED ….and it didn’t do shit for her….but I like seeing everyone fuck, even expected obvious whores, so Holly Madison needs to step it up….and stomp the yard…

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Here’s some Playboy bitch with a shitty face and implants busting out of a dress that she bought specifically to bust out of cuz that is the naked for money…the whole reason I got fake tits cuz I’m a tacky bitch and that’s our hustle way….and I’m not complaining…cuz like any pervert…I will always stare..even if I hate the whole concept and feel of fake tits…I sure as hell don’t mind looking at them…especially when I can think about how damaged emotionally a bitch is to end up like this…I blame the trailer park she grew up in…or maybe I should thank it….cuz without trashy sluts…the world would be kinda dull…that’s all I gotta say about that…

Here are some pics of her tits being honored for some Beautiful Person Humantiarian award weirdness that I can only assume was paid for…

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Holly Madison has gone from stipping, to Playboy, to becoming a Vegas showgirl. I guess that means she’s made it and is living her white trash dream, even though most girls who end up Vegas showgirls are failures in their acting, singing, dancing craft…..must feel good to have such low whore expectations…I hate this kind of panty in public wearing trash who think they are better than the street whore and look down on them as they drink the champagne their John’s bought them when they are the same fucking person…just with a different set of marketing tools…

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As far as I’m concerned – Holly Madison is a fucking nothing.

Sure she was in Playboy and on some Playboy produced show…but like all Playboy girls before her…once the nudity stops…the fade to obscurity starts…I mean shit, that magazine’s been around since the 50s, that’s a hell of a lot of dumb bitches who got naked for money and the hope of fame, and only a handful actually did…

This Holly Madison is just a Vegas spokesperson, that’s all there is left for her, a show girl who was once in Playboy and on TV, and as the years go on, people will care less and less…I mean assuming they even care at all anymore…which I doubt…

This Holly Madison fake hair, fake tit, stripper look is fucking boring…and I hate even giving her press, even if this isn’t press and the site reaches 5 people.

If she’s not showing pussy or fake tits, she’s not doing her job and that is something that should never be celebrated, if anything that’s the kind of shit that gets a bitch fired….

You’re fire Holly Madison…there are a million desperate cunts who have the same look and skillset as you, but that eagerness to get naked you once had but lost when you figured you established yourself and didn’t have to do that anymore, making you easy to replace and forget. Step it up or stomp the fucking yard…you’re bird-faced and ugly.

Maybe I got a little too into this post….

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The obvious thing to say here is that Holly Madison is being honored on her knees, something she’s used to, you know something that has lead to this pretigious moment in her life where Planet Hollywood Las Vegas has given her the honor of having her wonderful hands that along with her throat helped her get her this honor, you know of being immortalized in some cement tile they will put on the wall, until they rennovate in 15 years when her legacy is forgotten , making her feel like she fucking matters, even though she was the only person willing to show up to the restaurant that day and they needed anyone who had been on TV to make their customers believe it actually was Planet Hollywood, and it was convenient cuz she lives down the fucking street, cuz trash like her, with fake tits and Playboy careers find Vegas to be the center of the fucking universe…the trophy their slutting out has privileged them with….and the whole thing is a fucking joke…but at least we can look down her whore dress….

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Holly Madison is apparently launching a latex clothing line in collaboration with the UFC or one of the UFC clothing companies and I felt the need to post it cuz I think this may be the trashiest thing to ever hit the shelves……it’s like being some fake tits, fake hair, gets naked in Playboy cuz stripping wasn’t giving her enough exposure for her small town, redneck, raped by her father shit, only to move to vegas with big UFC dreams and a million dollars in the bank wasn’t enough trash for her…she had to go ahead and do this…

I know the UFC is huge. I also know that the fans are typical average trash, and the women who flock to that shit are stripper looking bitches, making this union make sense, but still fun to laugh at in my poverty pile.

Here’s Holly Madison doing some KKK hood shit…but on a contemporary kick…black is so in right now.

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Holly Madison is so classy in her pantyhose and Chanel suspenders for some classy Jersey Shore read UFC magazine, because you know that no useless stripping whores at the local strip club rock Chanel like they were Jackie O, or whoever the fuck made Chanel some classy shit before fake titted blonde chicks dragged it through the fucking gutter of the the trailer park, making shit the most expensive designer stripper gear you get at the flea market sex shop, worn by trash who could sell their bodies, drugs, or fuck rich dudes…and I blame Hip Hop….

Not to mention she’s covering her fucking nipples, which is really the deciding factor in whether topless pics are topless pics and the whole thing irritates me because she made a career out of getting naked, so this half ass shit is like a big fuck you to all of us, not that she doesn’t need to get naked anymore…but the phoenix will rise from the ashes, and nothing is forever, cuz soon enough this Playboy garbage is gonna be in a Sex Tape too….I am sure of it…

Here she is in a UFC magazine, cuz UFC magazines are teh natural fit for an unnatural breast who is living in Vegas like a white trash slut chasing the dream..

Useless.

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