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2010

08

Sep

Holly Madison’s Twitter Tits of the Day

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I don’t think you should get excited or even notice when a useless Playboy whore is showing off her stupid fake tits in a bikini. It’s like bitch is known for being naked, before distracting us from that by getting her own TV show….but the core of her is the fact that she gets naked for money…and the core of Playboy is booking this stripper looking girls with fake tits…like it was the fucking 1990s…when we’ve all moved on from that fantasy…

I am mad at myself for posting this obvious attempt to get twitter followers…even though when bitch is a fucking slut who gets naked for money and she’s not getting naked for her fans when it’s her job…she’s failed….

These should be pictures of her giving a pussy puppet show like the whore she is….and I’m not just saying that cuz I think all girls are whores….she’s pretty much proven it by everything about her career….but I got nothing better to put pictures of so here it is…

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2010

02

Feb

Holly Madison is Vegas Trash Showing Off Tit of the Day

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Holly Madison looks like Vegas trash, you know the kind of small town girl who leaves their farm life to make it big by ending up in the hospitality industry in Vegas because there’s more opportunity than their small town for bleach blond rednecks in Vegas as you can never have too many strippers or hookers…and because Vegas is just the “Greatest place on earth”…

She looks like the kind of girl who like the floods of white trash, who confuses the generic bootleg Disney version of high class and 5-star as actual high class and 5 star, because anyone who has been to Vegas, knows Vegas is a fucking joke designed to make a couple Casino owners billions of dollars off a whole lot of morons….smoke and mirrors just like Madison’s sex appeal…Vegas was her fucking destiny, she just accidentally went a different route….

I can’t imagine that people actually care about Holly Madison or her cleavage since she’s an ex Playboy chick in her 30s, who has already been seen naked a lot and is pretty much faded and expired by now, and I guess that’s why I am posting this, because giving you what you want is just too easy and not very rewarding or satisfying for me.

Pics via LFI

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2009

23

Sep

Aubrey O’Day and Holly Madison Go Topless in Vegas for Peepshow of the Day

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(HAD TO REMOVE THE PICTURES)

Everyone get excited, 2 whores with fake tits you have probably already seen topless before, because they are whores with fake tits, who you only know because they are whores with fake tits, are staring in some bullshit called Peepshow that other whores with fake tits have been a part of in the past few months like Mel B and got knows who else because tracking Vegas shows isn’t a hobby of mine, are topless and these are the pics….

But you’d still fuck the two of them even if it involved just fucking yourself to pics of them, so enjoy.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Holly Madison|Peepshow|Top|Vegas

2009

21

Sep

Some Sluts Posing With Hot Dogs of the Day

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Here’s some celebrity hotdog eating contest where sluts posted with hotdogs in some kind of joke considering the bitches who showed up were all well versed in the art of sausage.

One was Mel B, an ex-spice girl with an illigitmate child from opening her vagina up for any sausage to cum inside it without putting a “ring on it”, the other Kim Kardashain, a fat Armenian rich kid with a sex tape and love of black sausage pissing on her and Holly Madison, a Playboy playmate who pretended to rock old man sausage to advance her worthless whore career.

But the real joke in all this is that Kim Kardashian isn’t seen posing with a hotdog, because I guess she doesn’t want us thinking she eats those kinds of foods, as it will have a negative impact on her workout dvd sales, but her ass tells a whole different story and her whore past leads me to believe that just last night, she was the life of the party after a few too many cocktails where she ended up demonstrating how to shove a package of 24 hotdogs in her mouth at the same time all in efforts to seduce a black man who thought her mouth was built too small for his girth…while tiding her hunger over til she got home where she pigs out alone everyday, all day.

Pics via Mavrix

Posted in:Holly Madison|Kim Kardashian|Mel B

2009

10

Sep

Girls Next Door do Kendra Wilkinson’s Baby Shower of the Day

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I hate this Girl’s Next Door bullshit 3-way relationship Hef hustles. It annoys me that these whores are even known for more than just appearing in Playboy one issue. It is a fake love affair where he gets bitches are on payroll to pretend prostitute themselves to him to generate buzz , and if this lie was real, Hef and these bitches would be in fuckin’ jail.

It is fantasy designed to sell the Playboy brand. That’s why 3 girls agree to live together and pretend to date the same 80 year old, thinking it will advance their career while the pay is better than working the diner back home, and when they are built up, Hef replaces them for fresh pussy he wants to make money off of, while giving them all spinoff careers that he makes money off of, keeping the wheels on the machine in motion.

Either way, Kendra is pregnant, her fake tits are fatter than they once were, her fear of being able to breast feed a baby without poisoning it probably haven’t set in yet, and her fake friends threw her a fake babyshower, I am sure all paid for by Playboy….

Read some serious bullshit about the event like it’s actual fucking news, when really it is just some glorified press release for Playboy….

September 9th, 2009. Former Girls Next Door star Bridget Marquart throws a “surprise” baby shower for Kendra Wilkinson at Hugh Hefner’s personal assistant, Mary O’Connorís house. Earlier in the day Playboy Playmates and Hefner’s current girlfriends, Kristina Shannon, Karissa Shannon, and Crystal Harris were seen picking up balloons and gifts for the party in a chauffer driven limo.

Prior to the party former Girl Next Door star, Holly Madison, was seen taking out the trash, eating a pickle, and receiving pizza delivery for the party, “I got kicked out of the mansion, so I had to get a second job delivering pizza”she joked with a photographer. Numerous other women attended the party including Kendraís mother Patti and her Grandmother.

Making a fashionably late entrance, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner arrived at the party in his chauffer driven limo with the vanity plate “1 HEF.” Hefner gathered his three girlfriends and left teh party after staying a little more than 30 minutes. Insiders reported that an altercation between Hefner’s new girlfriends and other women at the party had occurred.

What baby shower would not be complete without a homosexual male dressed in a baby outfit. A man identified as Jonny Makeup arrived to the party dressed in a baby costume telling the photographers, “Kendra is going to change her first diaper”.

Partygoers dined on delivered Pizza Hut brand Pizza, Carmela Louise Catering, and Sunday Scoops Ice Cream compliments of Dandy Donís Homemade Ice Cream. Kendra and Bridget Marquart, both dressed in baby blue, gave each other a hug goodbye as they walked to their cars at the partys conclusion. Holly Madison and Jonny Makeup made an encore exit when Holly picked up Jonny and they both fell to the ground crashing into a row of trash bins. Right before Kandra departed she stood next to her car and started posing with a large mason jar filled with pickles.

The entire event was filmed by a Playboy camera crew.

Posin’ with pickles, fags dressed in diapers, and …The entire event was filmed by a Playboy camera crew. Fuck yourself Kendra, I hope you have a still birth….cuz no baby deserves a whore of a mother and it’s too late for abortions or miscarriages…..

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Baby Shower|Bridget Marquartd|Girls Next Door|Holly Madison|Kendra Wilkinson|Pregnant

2009

20

Aug

A Couple Old Whores Reunite for Dinner of the Day

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If you’re wondering what ex strippers with fake hair, fake tits and used vaginas turned prostitutes who got paid to give the same old, rich guy a “Girlfriend Experience” as part of his company’s overall marketing strategy, leading to spin-off projects and lots of money in their pockets all for showin a little pussy lip, are wearing this season, the answer is the obnoxious pink dress….I guess to celebrate the color their vagina once was before getting into this whore industry….

Posted in:Bridget Marquartd|Holly Madison|Trash

2009

14

Jul

Holly Madison and Her Garden Gnome Cock of the Day

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I am guessing this is not Travelocity’s new ad campaign encouraging safe sex while traveling where instead of fucking the shit out of local pussy/hookers you should find yourself some inanimate object to stick in your ass while jerking off, but I am not too sure what it is, maybe star fucking for a has been Playboy Model/Hefner Contract wife has gone down hill, and the only old famous phallus you can find is found in your neighbor’s trailerpark garden when you are on a drunken desperate search to get back into the limelight, that reminds me of many nights I’ve ended up in random yards, or in bed, hugging random things that I’ve brought home with me, like the night I woke up in the arms of Black Lawn Jockey , covered in puke, or maybe she’s just trying to be funny, either way, at least she’s in lingerie, because as we all know, that’s all she has going for her…and even that is fading…so if you’re a Holly Madison fan, you best enjoy it when you can.

Posted in:Garden Gnome|Holly Madison|Husband

2009

15

May

Holly Madison in Some Bikini Parade of the Day

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Holly Madison is a marketing genius or just a desperate for attention, work, money, exposure or maybe just bored and has a lot of time on her hands.

She hosted the world’s largest pool party, or some bikini parade, or something else that involved average lookin’ chicks getting in bikinis, and accepted the Guinness World Record for it. I guess that’s a great honor for a glorified stripper.

The only record the strippers I know have broken are the standard biggest pussy, most herpes outbreaks in a year, most kids with different fathers, you know shit like that.

I am tired, don’t worry, just warmin’ up.

Posted in:Bikini|Bikini Parade|Holly Madison

2009

13

May

Holly Madison at Rehab in Vegas of the Day

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Holly Madison was out in a bikini with her fake tits, rockin’ her Ed Hardy hat because she’s a cheesy Playboy cunt. I figured Ed Hardy was dead by now but for some reason, these bitches can’t let go and move on, because I guess they have no idea what the fucks up, don’t move onto new trends too quickly, maybe because their lives are so fucking awesome, that paying 200 dollars for a shitty hat makes sense as does rockin’ the bottle service with jacked up gym-bo boyfriends dancing on bars to Bob Sinclair. I hate them, but I’d love to hate fuck them.

Some Other Model was there, I have no idea who she is, but you probably do, because you are weird or use Google. Her name is Sarah Ashley Barker.

Posted in:Holly Madison|Vegas

2009

13

Apr

Holly Madison Working Out of the Day

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If you’re wondering how Holly Madison keeps her whore body in shape, it’s not from being kicked off Dancing with the Stars, it’s not from doing the coke diet, it’s not from having an eating disorder whether starving herself, or puking all over herself, it’s not from fucking and fucking and fucking until her vagina stops working, it’s from good old fashioned, wholesome fake workouts where she pretends to be actually breakin’a sweat, when really it’s just a photo op for some company in desperate need of promotion.

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