I know, I thought American Idol was over too, but apparently they pumped new life into it by bring every Latinos favorite popstar to the frontlines as a judge, since everything she touches turns to gold, for some unexplained reason.

She was wearing a onsie, a piece of clothing that normally gets me excited because it touches anus, vagina and nipples at the same time, that just irritates me when it’s on this 40 year old has been who never shoulda been con artist who is too rich for her own good and who really should just disappear…but instead is gonna be on TV twice a week…until American Idol finally dies the horrible death it deserves…

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