I was about to get excited about this Candice Swanpoel bitch in pictures in her bikini, but then the girl I am sitting next to, who has huge amazing tits that I keep trying to grab, said that she looks like Katherine Heigl and now I can’t stop looking at her and seeing Katherine Heigl and I fucking hate Katherine Heigl so I’m all confused….

What was going to be a post celebrating South Africa’s accomplishments in making such decent looking pussy I want to eat despite having a high AIDS rate that would normally throw me off a pussy.has turned into a hateful feeling about Katherine Heigl and now I am sad….hold me…

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