I don’t know why I like Emma Stone. But I like Emma Stone. She kinda has an inbred face like she was first cousins and sisters with Kristen Stewart, but for some reason, I’m drawn in. Maybe it’s cuz I saw Zombieland and the only other pussy in the shit was Little Miss Sunshine who despite potential of breaking down as a childstar who was exploited, is a little to young for me….or Maybe it’s cuz I was drunk watching Letterman at my creepy neighbor’s house and I spent what felt like hours, but what was really just a few minutes trying to see up her short dress and these are the before and after pictures of that glorious experience I had.

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