There is nothing more pathetic than watching some used-to-be fat guy clutch onto the first girl who showed him the time of day and helped him avoid being a washed up DJ from Crazytown by getting him booked at her dad’s celebrity friends’ birthday parties. He now gets 20,000 dollars a gig.

It is a lot more pathetic when the girl he is clutching onto is Nicole Richie, an ex-needle sharing heroin addict who fucked half of her dealers and any other guy with a penis, because let’s face it, penis made her feel some self-worth.

Bitch will never respect a motherfucker who thinks she’s a fucking goddess and who runs after her like her pussy is made of chocolate, because she hates herself and only wants to land guys who hate her too.

She’s the kind of girl who you give a fake name to and bang with 2 rubbers at her house (so she doesn’t find out where you live).

This is all speculation of course, as I have no insiders, cuz you’re all a bunch of unemployed virgins. Thanks for reading. Cunts.

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