I emailed Samantha Ronson to ask her if she fucked Christina Aguilera, because if she did, I need her to give me private lessons in eating pussy, cuz 10 years ago I made a bet with someone that I’d fuck Aguilera one day in my life and 6 years ago, I made a bet with someone else that I’d fuck Lohan at one point in my life..these are the only two celebrity pussy bets I’ve ever made and not the only two celebrity pussies I’ve wanted to slam….and realistically, I still I may win cuz I’m not dead yet but their careers are…only I never anticipated so much competition coming from a skinny lookin dude with a pussy who DJs to fuck up my hustle. Seriously, she moves in on everything I want to move in on….and I think she’s doing it on purpose…

On a sidenote, Ronson told TMZ she isn’t banging Aguilera…because Ronson is scared of Lohan and knows if Lohan finds out, there’s going to be serious bloodshed….She’s had a taste of prison and now she knows how to get rid of a body…seriously…she’s dangerous…

Here are some Christina Aguilera and her married mom going through a divorce body…looks like she’s taken to “eating” for support…. in more ways than one.

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