Good news…The site hasn’t been shut down. But I think my body is. I had this great idea of drinking a cheap bottle of champagne when I couldn’t sleep at 5 in the morning and shit fucking destroyed me.
I’ve walked in at least one wall. Fallen down the stairs at least once. Was unable to get an erection for at least a month and feel like taking a nap…but not enough to crawl in bed with my pig wife who is eating spaghetti unnaturally fast….part of me wishes my life was more interesting…but the rest of me just can’t bother getting off this couch….even though I know all girls will be out on the scene tonight half naked…Thursday is the official start of Halloween parties…I should go stare at young ass to remind myself that I don’t deserve young ass. Maybe I should just go to the strippers…everyone deserves fucking strippers…they are affordable…disgusting…and let you grab their useless trashy tits violently….except sometimes they smell like anus.
I don’t know about you, but I think we should be friends…cuz vacation pics are my porn
Here are my stepLINKS….
Kendra Wilkinson Turned Down Posing for Playboy Even THough ALl She’s Done is Playboy…Except Maybe for that Sex Tape….
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Katy Perry’s Tits Are Exploding With Fire
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Do This for the Ladies…Or At Least for your Balls…They Are Tired of You Being the Only One Who Works Them….
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Marisa Miller is in Leather Pants and Looks Amazing
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Blonde College Girl Self Fisting – VIDEO
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Capri Anderson’s Hot Body Costs 12,000 Dollars a Session
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More on my New Dream Pussy – Capri Anderson
Caprice Anderson is NOT a Whore, but A Porn Star. Get It Straight!
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Because It’s Thursday and You Need to Kill Time Before You Go Shoot Your Co-workers Tomorrow
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The 50 Best Sports-Themed Costumes For Halloween
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That JWoww Slut is Body Painted
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Reese Witherspoon is Looking Bangable in a Midget Kind of Way
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Christina Aguilera is Braless With Hard Nipples
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And More Pics of the Slut/Porn Star/Hooker Charlie Sheen Almost Murdered
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I’m No Fag, But I’d fuck David Williams Before I Fucked Kelly Osbourne – GALLERY
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I Love a good GIF Animation That Involves Great Tits
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This Fat Person Wants Us to Stop Making Fun of Fat People – VIDEO
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Amy Reid’s Tits Are Fucking Insane
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And Here’s Lady Gaga in a Sexual Harassment PSA. And Yes, I Am Dead Serious. FF to .45 Seconds – VIDEO
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Mmmmmm Girl on girl Gallery
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I’m always Fine Looking at Charlize Theron
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Audrina Patridge’s Mom is SHITFACED – Video
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Top 5 List: Halloween Sex Toys
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Roxanne Knows How to Self Pleasure
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Angelique Boyer is All Types of Sexy
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Eva Mendes Hotness of the Day
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Man I Love Emma Stone
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Nasty Webcam Teen
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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This Taylor Swift Wac Figure is Really Creepy But I Bet You Would Still Fuck It
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And That’s What Happens when you Crash the Lambo = VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Masuimi Max and Emily Marilyn – GALLERY
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7 tasteless Halloween costumes for 2010
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Some Nikki Alexander Hotness
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Some Paris Hilton Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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