Some dude named Slomo (for obvious reasons) sent in these pics of Jessica Simpson. I am 99% sure that isn’t her real nipple, but figured I’d post it anyway, because I really don’t get many emails and I feel that finally getting one warrants a post. Point of the story is I like the way Jessica Simpson handles the microphone. I read somewhere that it was a trick daddy taught her back when they were poor Baptists, so poor that they’d use his dick as the “microphone”, but only when mommy was out getting groceries.

Speaking of mic control, I used to be a Karaoke. I was usually shit wasted and could barely stand but always felt like Women in Songs 10 – The Forgotten Years, everytime I got on stage. My song of choice was I think we’re alone now by Tiffany….now children behave…then go fuck yourselves. I hate all of you for not making this site more popular.

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