I just got forced to go to the grocery store to buy my fat wife food to keep her fat. I generally hate the grocery store but for some reason, this one happened to be full of chicks. Sure they were ghetto single mom’s with kids from different fathers cuz they were different colors, and I am pretty sure I walked in during stripper primetime and the whole thing was pretty hot until I accidentally asked a bitch buying a couple cucumbers if she was actually planning on eating them after she fucked them, cuz if not, I’d be more than happy to, or something to that effect, not realizing that ghetto bitches who hate life for whatever reason sometimes don’t like jokes about fucking cucumbers when buying cucumbers directed at them….and it woulda made a good viral video but I don’t have a video camera….so it was really just another lost opportunity…the story of my life.
That said, be my friend
Here are my stepLINKS..
Someone Get Me the Demi Lovato Coke Huffing Video Please
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So There’s Gonna Be a Kanye West/Taylor Swift Porn Parody
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Because We All Need a Way to Make It Through the Week and Naked Sluts Just Happens to Be the Easiest Way
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LOHAN is alive and she’s wearing a skirt….that crazy drugged out dyke…
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The Sexiest Women From Oregon
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Bet you Didn’t Know Your Daughter Did This With the Webcam
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She Let’s Her Friend stretch Her Pussy – VIDEO
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Get Yourself Something That Will Pay Off For You…
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The Hottest NFL Cheerleaders of Week 8
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Lindsay Lohan See Through Dress Throwback
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A Little Bit of Leighton Meister
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A Little Shakira Throwback
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arah Shahi Has Got It Going On
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Gotta Love Party Sluts
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Adriana Lima in New Victoria’s Secret Shoot
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a Little Girl on Girl Never Hurt Anybody
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There’s Bodies and Then There’s BODIES! Damn!
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That Dugger Woman’s Vagina May Have Met It’s Match
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Iman is 55 and as Hot as Ever. David Bowie is the Luckiest Bastard Alive
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Mandy and Julie Get It On
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This Just In: MySpace & Facebook Lead To Teen Prostitution
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Nothing Like a Hitler Comedy to Brighten Up Your Day!!! – VIDEO
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Olivia Wilde & Elizabeth Banks Are Both Looking Hot
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Sarah is Busty Alright
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And Now, The Best Wheel of Fortune Solve EVER – VIDEO
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Janice Dickinson Takes Her Tattered Old Vagina For a Walk
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Adriana Lima: Backstage at the 2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
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Now THESE Are Some Big Tits, Jesus
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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A Little Bit of Rihanna
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Sophie and a Friend Get It On – VIDEO
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Oh Apparently There’s a Video of Demi Lovato Doing Coke
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WTf is Scarlette Johansson Smoking That She Thinks Peole Will Take Her Serious As a Musician? – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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