I was hoping Candice Swanpoel would stop releasing these post production photoshopped lingerie pics that I can only assume are from Victoria’s Secret, not because I don’t like looking at Candice Swanpoel, I actually think she’s something pretty amazing to look at, but because I have exhausted all my South Africa High AIDS rate and Apartheid jokes, not that I had that many, or really that they were actual jokes, but instead just truths, but it is the only angle to go at that I know of when it comes to Swanpoel, I mean other than imaging going at her from every possible angle if I just had some motivation, her home address, work schedule, some retraints, a car, a box of donuts and the ability to get an erection….so instead I prefer to focus on socio/economic….

So despite hating Victoria’s Secret in terms of their lack of vision, obvious strategy, and the fact there has been no evolution to keep masturbating to them exciting, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say I guess I can’t fully hate any billion dollar company that in in the business of getting clothed girls that they recruit internationally as naked as they possibly can because they are a stamp of approval bitches want to be a part of so they get as naked as they are allowed to be in exchange for money to get that stamp…which I guess is a good thing, even if I find it a cocktease cuz I know I’d prefer these with pussy lip…but I guess I’ll take what I can get which is pictures like this and/or real pussy that I won’t post here cuz it may make you never want pussy again and I’m not the kind of guy who is gonna do that to you….plus if I get busted that pussy will never come back to me and I’m not willing to give up the last of the pussy willing to fuck me….

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