This just in, Pam Anderson is just as useless internationally as she is in America.

I guess she’s rich enough that when she gets bored of sun tanning at her California house, she can fly over to India and sun tan there….cuz sun tanning, along with getting fake tits and her hair dyed is really all she knows…

More importantly, I guess she’s famous enough that when she wants to do this kind of internationally tanning, which I guess is a professional tanners dream, she can get people to foot the bill, like this reality show in India that she manipulated her way on.

I don’t think the fact that she’s on TV in India is really one of this moving up the star ladder moves, I saw Slum Dog Millionaire, I know their TV works on a budget….

I do think that this isn’t representative of her being super famous there, but more representative of her exhausting all options in America. DWTS is really that nail in the coffin of your career, and once you do that the only place left to go is the third world.

So here she is bottom feeding, and as weathed as her lifestyle and hepatitis have made her vagina I’ve jerked off to at least once, I’m still down to see her half naked…cuz veteran stripper looking pussy who paved the way for so many trashy fake tit will always have a place in my pervert heart….but then again so does all pussy. I don’t discriminate.

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