According to some magazine, this is the hottest girl of the year. Clearly, her publicist paid them off…or who she sucked them off because looking at her she’s not the hottest anything.

She can wear the brightest dress, she can show off as much tit as her little tits can offer, you know maximize the shits but she looks like she’s built like a fuckin’ troll. I’m thinkin’ Snooki, but more middle aged mom of three who does pilates.

She’s got the attitude of a flight attendent, ready to check your passport and offer you a drink, or maybe the make up consultant at the pharmacy you spoke to about getting your wife a Christmas perfume. You know the department store clerk who gives you that fake smile when asking if you’d like to contribute to some charity….or the low grade decent lookin’ mom in some small town performing in the tacky church Christmas pageant as Mary…the role of her lifetime, one far better than working at the library as a volunteer to keep herself occupied.

She is average at best, and whether she’s dressed like a Christmas tree ornament, or someone at a Star Wars convention, pulling some Halloween stunts when it isn’t Halloween or not, she’s still average at best.

Don’t believe the hype.

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