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2006

12

Jul

I am – Jessica Simpson’s Birthday Pics of the Day

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jessimpsbdaypicsTOP.jpg I like how celebrities sit around in bikinis on their birthday. I don't really remember most of my birthday's but have a feeling one of the more recent ones involved me, a Cambodian prostitute and a lot of shit. I'm into german scat like that. That story was a bit of a lie, I just like to pretend I shit on hookers on my birthday, when really I go to the shitty family restaurant down the street and order the Fajita platter, trying to taste home. My fat wife orders a cake. <a href=

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