I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2011

25

Jan

Kelis’ Dress Comes With a View of the Day

Not that the view is all that amazing…This is no million dollar shit you’d see on the HGTV or anything but she claims her Milkshake Brings All the Boys To the Yard and from my understand of urban-speak- that means she gives superhead like she was SUPERHEAD- but from my experience any self-proclaiming good-head giver is usually shitty at giving head….you see every single girl I have ever met has told me she sucks dick like a pro and unfortunately, I haven’t had my dick sucked by every single girl I’ve met (I’m talking to you girl at the sandwich place), but those of whom who have made such claims to me and did end up sucking my dick were never amazing, guys just tell bitches they give the best head when they are gettin head at that time,cuz it is the best head they are getting at that moment, it’s some heat of the moment shit we say hoping you’ll swallow like the whore you clearly are, don’t take it personally, you’re the one with a dick in your mouth….and don’t take the words of encouragement to heart bitches…cuz when it’s coming from the owner of that dick, motherfucker is your number one fan, your fucking personal cheerleader until he cums….

That said, her face is battered, so bitch better be good at suckin’ dick when she looks like this…one of those things she probably practiced so much her nose fell off like she was Michael Jackson or some shit…

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