I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2006

14

Jul

I am Brittany Murphey Pretending to have Tits of the Day

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I have been dealing with Lawyers all morning because what I do is criminal. I was always told I was going to live a life of crime pretty much my entire life. I thought the school councillors were just saying that because I was mexican. But them saying that did in fact lead me into crime, not because I am some pussy who does whatever some virgin white guy tells me to do, but because when ideas are pounded into your head over and over, you eventually start believing them. The really issue at hand is that being an online criminal is probably the lamest fucking criminal to be, especially when you make no money doing it. Either way, I am not the type of criminal who will end up behind bars for this shit, I am the kind of person who will end up owing some celebrity 10 million dollars in damages, even though I only have an overdraft of 500 dollars on my bank account and that’s only because it’s a joint account with my wife.

Either way, I got no issues with little tits, but here’s Brittany Murphey pretending to be built, to start this sad day up. Cuddles.


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