Selma Blair’s one-eyed dog who, despite his disibility, still saw his fair share of Selma Blair bullshit…from seeing her get knocked up with the baby she’s carrying, to seeing her taking a shit, or puking up dinner, to seeing her cheat on her boyfriend, to seeing her masturbate, to seeing her do drugs and other bad things, to seeing her shit eating weird habits , to eating her panties, to really just being the best damn friend Selma Blair could have since he didn’t judge her failed career, or any of that, he still loved her and licked her special places with or without peanut butter ….

You had a good run, you will be missed,, at least by Selma Blair, your loyal master who was probably better to you than the pount, here she is devastated in these pictures after your execution.

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