I haven’t been following the Lindsay Lohan story at all..I just don’t care cuz I’ve replaced my soul mate from Lindsay Lohan to Amanda Seyfried after Lohan totally went weird and boring…seriously, any story that has to do with her fucking sucks, she’s an amazing set of tear drop implant titties gone horribly wrong, she’s had the potential to do sex tapes, hot movie roles, really exploit herself like her parents and everyone around her have been exploiting herself, but instead, she went to rehab, became obsessed with a really unattractive controlling chick, and now all she’s got going for her is her left breast in a tight dress in court…Sucks to be Lohan…but it what sucks more is that Lohan’s not suckin’ no more…

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