Marie Eve Martinez here. How’s life, gang?

I woke up this morning to a message on my cell phone full of mumbling and yelling about earthquakes, tsunamis and supplies  and other complete inaudibility that can only come  from a drunk friend or, in my case,  family member calling you in a panic at a completely inappropriate time.

My ringer was off so I missed the call, but the call was from Jesus and the time was close to 7 am and if I know him at all, he is in jail for being found passed out in an inflateable dingy boat n the camping section of  Wal Mart after,trying to get supplies for a tidal wave of water that isn’t even going to hit the coast of where we live.

Somewhere in there, I made out the words ‘Morning Links’, so here they are.

We Can All Agree That a Hot Blonde Makes the Start of Our Friday Better
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College Football’s Hottest Fans: All 120 Schools Ranked
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Spend Your Weekend With the Kind of Girls That Aren’t Why to Show Off
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Laurie Young is a Model That is totally Stalk Worthy
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And MORE Kate Upton Hotness
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Sexy Rubiks Cube Solver
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Cyn Santana is Curvy and I Like It
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Christmas Comes Early This Year, in the Form of This Slut
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Dov Charney is a Pervert and He May Have Just Raped a Former Employee of His, Who is Now Suing Him
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