Here’s Kate Upton showing off how to use twitter by posting her half naked swimsuit model body half naked….

You see, I suck at twitter because I don’t have a pussy. I don’t post half naked pictures.

I am not on TV. I am not in the movies. I don’t have famous friends. I don’t have famous followers. I don’t have a youtube hit. I am not a viral sensation. I am not funny.

More importantly. I don’t have a pussy and I don’t post half naked pictures of myself..cuz really that’s all it takes….Kate Upton gets how it works. FOLLOW ME

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