I saw these pictures a few weeks ago, but the version I saw actually had this slag’s nipple in the pics. I have no idea where they were posted and I am too lazy to go look, but if I actually cared about you, I’d totally put them up here. This bitch is some Miss UK winner or some shit and has done some minor magazine work and some d-list TV work, like Fear Factor. I am guessing she’s trying to become a household name over here. I am also guessing that watching a bikini-clad slut on rollerblades is always hot (if you’re living in 1992 and on the set of 90210). Point of the story is that rollerblades are the gayest fucking invention the 90’s had to offer and I am not just saying that to sound like a hardcore skater(boy). It is clear that this UK slag was a little confused about what beach living was actually like, it looks like she picked up an old calendar she found at her mechanic’s garage and tried to live out the beach lifestyle those pictures portrayed. I don’t know if that made sense, but these pics remind me of a poster I had in my first apartment of some bitch rollerblading in a thong. I think it said something like “Wild Ride” or someshit. Does that make more sense than my calendar story? Good.

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