I was in the drugstore picking up some sleeping pills because my furnace of a wife has sleep apnea and I feel guilty when I hear her choking on her own tonsils and don’t do anything about it because part of me likes to think that will be the answer to all my problems. I figure if I am knocked out with meds, I won’t spend my life hating myself and blaming myself for something a couple too many oreos did. I firmly believe that we have to let nature take its course and why should I intervene with a call to 911. I am just kidding people, my wife is my soulmate, and that’s why I married her. It had nothing to do with a Passport. Now…what are these vaginal products all about…..and where can I get some for my fleshlight?

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