I generally find my morning hangover dumps fun, but today’s was especially fun because it sang happy birthday to me….or maybe that was just my imagination…thinking that my shit’s all I got…and I’m all my shit’s got…cuz I’m crazed by dried up liquor in my gut….It’s my birthday and drinking started 22 years ago…and hasn’t quite started…I’m a never ending birthday party like that…
Vote For Me in the Model Contest Cuz It’s Funny….
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Two Cute Girls in Lingerie to Start Things Off Right
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The 20 Craziest Fan Fights
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Free Cams to Make a Dull as Shit Week a Little More Bearable
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Charlie Sheens is Fucking Insane of the Day
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Here’s a Slut That’s Pretty In Pink
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Bask in the Joy of Daphne Joy
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Lebians and a Strap On. Oh Boy
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You Too Can Be the Proud Owner of a LIVE TURTLE on Your Very Own Keychain. Wait, What?
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