People with sex dolls make me laugh, especially the motherfuckers who live a double life with their sex doll. They are usually your very fucking single socially awkward and quiet neighbor. The dude who works at your post office or as a janitor at the local elementary school. Anyway, this motherfucker who no one really pays much attention to, goes home after a day of work and once the door is shut behind him, his “real” life starts. He goes to his living room and sits next to his wife, a silicone/latex blend who weighs in at 250 lbs but looks like a porn star. Dude dresses her up, does her hair and make-up to get her ready for dinner. Dude sits and eats with her and has a conversation with her, she’s not very responsive and he likes that she doesn’t talk back. Then after dinner they go to the den to cuddle on the couch and watch TV. At 11 pm, lights out and dude drags the love of his life to his bedroom for a inanimate love making session. He likes her cuz she never says no, all positions are a go, and she’s always in the mood…after the sex dude washes his plastic wife off and falls asleep with her in his arms…..only to wake up and go back to work the next day cleaning the floors and bathrooms at your little kid’s school…..until the weekend where they go on vacation together. If the Sex Doll is lucky, she gets to drive….Weird.

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