I feel like I am watching some program organized by the church for the down on their luck homeless crackheads to turn their life around…

I’m guessing Kirsten Dunst isn’t one of those girls who showers at the gym, based on the fact that she looks like she doesn’t shower in life…if anything, I’m surprised she’s even going to the gym, she looks more like the kind of girl who would just do speed…starve hereself….and cry….you know all tormented and shit…I guess she’s working on a comeback…too little too late. Sex Tape would work though…but only if it’s gutter and comes with a pair of dirty shit stained panties she actually wore…I think I just revolutionized porn. I’m not Jesus, I’m a genius.

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