In continuing my quest to disappoint my 15 readers, my computer broke on me last night when updating. I feel like shit has been going wrong for the last 2 months, from cancer biopsies to stolen computers, to credit card fraud to buy a new computer that breaks. Meaning that I don’t have warranty on this shit and that I have to figure out how to fix it. That is what I am going to be doing today. Which means, no real updating.
Don’t forget about me, I will be back, it’s just karma for all the bad things I have done in my life. Whenever I am down, I like to rub one out to Nicole Richie, I like skinny bitches. The problem with rubbing one out when you can’t get it up is that it’s kinda like an endless war with my cock. It’s like going to an all you can eat buffet with the stomach flu, it’s like going for a jog after you just had your leg amputated. I am sure it’s like a lot better things, I am just not thinking straight today. This post is not funny. But Nicole Richie is.
Click the link and watch Nicole Richie make the paparazzi sing happy birthday to her hipster singing friend.
If you want that hipster vegan lesbian singer/songwriter friend who they are singing for, go to her MYSPACE
I’ll be back later…this post really fucking sucks.
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