The real news of the day is that I got stuck talking to a crazy 90 year old Christian trying to redeem herself of a life of sin by walking around handing out bullshit flyers about the end of the world, fascinated that all dogs came from one breed thanks to Noah, clearly in desperate need of the discovery channel and a solid fuck…
Here is the latest stepNEWs….
Woman attacked with wet swim noodle
A Florida man, apparently angry over a watermelon, is accused of attacking a woman with a swim noodle.
Breastfeeding Moms stage ‘nurse-in’ which is way less ghetto than the pregnant mom I just saw smoking in her locked car with her kids…
In Forest Park, Georgia, moms are mad. They staged a “nurse-in” to protest a new city ordinance forbidding mothers from breastfeeding children age 2 and older in public.
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