Leave it up to a useless blogging faggot that every 14 year old girl and her fucking middle-aged whore of a single-mother loves to score some candid pictures of Lohan. Her hotel room is messier than my one bedroom apartment and I feel like that is something we should all judge her on. The fact that she’s got a bottle of Jack next to her is pretty fucking sexy and is a definite way to redeem herself. I fucking love Jack, it turns me into a pirate and being a pirate makes for a good fucking night of raping and pillaging anyone in my way. Point of all this is to say Lohan may be a cunt, but PerezHilton running after her makes him a bigger cunt, which is all part of his life plan.You see, he always was envious of cunt, because cunts get male attention and he likes getting fucked by cock, but could never get the cock, because he ate too many fucking burritos, and if there is one thing faggots don’t like, it’s fat people. I know this because I am never hit on while dancing on the bar in my leather pants in gay clubs. So he’s forced to find fame, because fat famous fags get cock, goes to NYU in acting school, never gets a job upon graduating, starts a blog, it gets tons of traffic and every useless small town faggot is throwin’ him a piece…This post is garbage and so are the captions, I am running off 3 hours of sleep and I have to go meet my shrink in 10 minutes. Fuck you.

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