The fascinating thing about Alan Thicke is not that he is Canadian, not that he was on Growing Pains, not that he composed the Theme songs to Diff’rent Stroke or The Facts of Life….it’s that he’s Daniel Tosh’s godfather….meaning Daniel Tosh is a trustfund, silver spoon fed baby who has a career thanks to hook-ups….nothing wrong with that…it just kinda puts things in perspective…

Alan Thicke is this Paula Patton bitch in a bikini with hard nipples father in law cuz she’s married to his R&B singing son Robin…and that’s enough Thicke gossip to last us the next 20 years of his fade into obscurity….we’ll make a comeback when we RIP motherfucker him…I guess….in the meantime we can stare at his daughter in law’s hard nipples in a bikini…cuz you know that’s what he’s doing too….ideally while singing this song

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