The good thing about Ashley Tisdale is that she knows she has a mutant face. She even tried to fix it with plastic surgery. She knows her team paid the Teen Choice Awards, or at least a staff of people in INDIA to vote and vote and vote again for her to win “Hottest Female Actress in a Movie” a few years ago when I personally felt the actual hot girls were robbed. See I’m a master of the internet and I even won a Ford Model VMAN Contest that they never get me my prize for cuz I have the power to manipulate votes, and it’s always obvious that I don’t desreve to win yet funny….yes I was the original ugly fat guy to win a model contest as a joke…

Either way, back to Tisdale, what I was trying to get at is that in knowing she’s disgusting in the face, she manages to commit pretty hard to her body and working it out as hard as she can, cuz as she pushes 30, coupled with a scary face, it’s all she fucking has….

Here are her legs..

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