I just noticed this three week old Kate Upton Interactive Staring Contest video for Sobe…a marketing campaign that has been huge for them…I’ve already posted her having the Staring contest with random dudes, but they took it to the next step and made her talk to us and act like she’s in the room with us….and that’s just some clever shit…..
You know mainly cuz people love Kate Upton’s youthful developed tits…..if anything she’s the biggest fucing deal in big tit modeling….while I am a cynic and just see a future fat chick, cuz I know the rest of her will catch up with them tits…it always happens that way….but luckily I’m all for not worrying about the future, and living in the moment, hence the reason I am in debt, i drink my face off and have no sense of responsibility….especially when it involves staring at tits….cuzany excuse to stare at a bitches tits to sell drinks works for me.
Sobe should be paying me for this…motherfuckers sucked me in with the tits…cuz I hate giving out free advertising….but i love big tits…Sobe is officially the worst….they just manipulated me and that’s unethical…
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