I don’t know about you, but I spent my morning jerking off, or at least trying to cuz I haven’t had a full erection in years….to webcam girls….cuz webcam girls are like the strippers in your bedroom that you don’t have to pay or…

I watched at least 2 hours, bouncing from girl to girl…and I finally settled on Slim_Sexy22, she’s 23 from Italy….if you’re in Italy you should try to find her…

You see….cuz I hate fat chicks…cuz I am married to one….so the skinnier the fucking better to me…..I’m talking skin hanging of fucking bones and shit….like an eating disorder in the worst way…even though historically skinny girls have the meatiest vaginas…cuz there’s no fat to keep the shit contained….but a meaty vagina is still a fucking vagina..cuz the second I see a cellulite dimple, unless it is on a perfect round ass, I want to ban the bitch from eating even salads….

It’s not my fault, it is my wife’s…for being so disgusting…

Either way, I am still so hooked on these girls who get half naked and fuck on webcam…who are these mystical creatures….what motivates them…why do they do this or free….they are clearly sent to us from god…here to make us cum…..

The reality is…there are so many fucking hotties on this….It’s enough to make a dude jerk off 5 times a day…get fired from work…and turn to jerking off 5 times a day on cam for gay dudes to pay the mortgage….Amazing invention.

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