I don’t know about you, but I spent my morning jerking off, or at least trying to cuz I haven’t had a full erection in years….to webcam girls….cuz webcam girls are like the strippers in your bedroom that you don’t have to pay or…

I watched at least 2 hours, bouncing from girl to girl…and I finally settled on Slim_Sexy22, she’s 23 from Italy….if you’re in Italy you should try to find her…

You see….cuz I hate fat chicks…cuz I am married to one….so the skinnier the fucking better to me…..I’m talking skin hanging of fucking bones and shit….like an eating disorder in the worst way…even though historically skinny girls have the meatiest vaginas…cuz there’s no fat to keep the shit contained….but a meaty vagina is still a fucking vagina..cuz the second I see a cellulite dimple, unless it is on a perfect round ass, I want to ban the bitch from eating even salads….

It’s not my fault, it is my wife’s…for being so disgusting…

Either way, I am still so hooked on these girls who get half naked and fuck on webcam…who are these mystical creatures….what motivates them…why do they do this or free….they are clearly sent to us from god…here to make us cum…..

The reality is…there are so many fucking hotties on this….It’s enough to make a dude jerk off 5 times a day…get fired from work…and turn to jerking off 5 times a day on cam for gay dudes to pay the mortgage….Amazing invention.

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I went to the strippers for the first time in what feels like forever and I think I’ve finally grown out of it.

The amount of work it takes to get one of those bitches, who for some reason always thinks they are celebrities on Jersey Shore, in some tacky obnoxious way, maybe cuz dudes gawk at them all day and they think it’s got to do with them and not the fact that they are getting naked…is ridiculous.

The money you spend on a drink is ridiculous.

The patrons you are forced to sit next to are ridiculous.

I’d rater save my 40 bucks and spend it shaving a street whore before eating her out…

Or more likely watch a webcam girl in action, where I won’t get kicked out for wanting to get of to her naked…and between you and me, even though it’s just me here….the girl on these free cam sites are way better looking and you get about as much out of them as the bitches at the strip club, except for better shows and it’s free….

So, I’ve been desensitized from the internet once again…cuz I remember 20 years ago, I’d get hard just watching girls on stage in their clothes…it’s hardly that exciting anymore…

Today’s webcam star is Sara Slender …She is 23 from the USA and looks like she’s a pro cam girl…you know probably even a stripper at night…she’s got the fake tits, the cheesy set, the plastic wrapped keyboard for hygiene and that’s okay, this is strippers the next generation that you can jerk off to …which already makes them better than strippers..

Sure, I am all for the natural tit amateurs with a webcams who don’t do it for money…but instead for perversion, gratification, attention….all amazing things… I realize that stripper looking bitches with better bodies than the strippers deserve love too…by masturbating to them cuz this is their job….and are since they are still bitches getting naed you can jerk off to in the privacy of your own home, or anywhere with a wifi hotspot…where bouncers can’t kick you out and they can’t get mad at you for trying to eat them out on stage….and that’s an ideal situation…and more importantly, they masturbate on camera…while they just pretend to in the lamest way at the stripclub…

Webcams win.

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Her webcam name is Monllaccj. She is 23, from Italy and I just watched her jerk off a dude for the last 20 minutes..she sucked his nipples, she played with his balls, she gave it her all, in some strong as fuck arm that I wouldn’t mind being friends with….I think the highlight of the show as watching her rub her twat all over the dudes leg like some kind of dog in heat eager to get fucked…proving yet again that the best place to be on the internet is watching cam girls in action….wahtever her motivation is….whether it is money or slutty exhibitionists…I don’t fucking care…she’s won my heart….

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Todays webcam star is some 25 year old from Mexico who likes to include her friendds…I only caught a few minutes of this show…and it was enough to reaffirm what I already knew…which is that it doesn’t matter what the bitch’s motivation is in getting on webcam, I’m just happy she’s doing it…and to include her friends, like recruit them into the great time she has showing her ass to the world and fucking on camera….

So here are some of the screencaps I managed to get on my piece of shit computer….

Her name is _GirlSweet, I wonder if she was teased growing up with that shit…

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Her name is FORECITA and I just watched her shove a fucking carrot the size of a fucking babies arm inside her friend’s asshole….If you’re quick enough shit is still going down…and it is fucking dirty….and amazing

She’s older, she’s bicurious, while I assume shoving a carrot up your friends ass is pretty fucking bi, she’s from Argentina and shit does she know what’s going on. Whether this is her job, her past time, her quest to be famous or not, it’s fucking legendary.

Good work “26” year old bicurious momma….this is some seriously dirty fucking dirt….I love it…More girls need to openly hit the produce section for some discout dollar a pound sex toys that double as food when you’re done with them…especially if you use olive oil as lube….it’s like a pussy salade…

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A reader sent in today’s webcam star, because he’s a fucking pervert like all of us and he hits up the webcam sites to pass time cuz life without a webcam site is very non-nude…..or expensive to get nude….

Her name is BRLYLEGAL, she’s 18 and part of the trend of slutty 18 year old girls getting naked on the internet as she discovers her sexuality and in efforts to get famous. This is the Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton/Kim Kardashian era, everyone is equipped with digital cameras, they see porn as a way to get ahead, they are far more sexual and better at fucking than when I was 18 and only 1 or 2 girls I knew were putting out easy….and those girls were in there 30s and one was mentally and physically handicapped and kinda took whatever you gave her and never said no….cuz luckily I don’t speak mentally retarded and a series of gurgles and bites don’t count.

We’re in the era of the happy to masturbate, happy to get naked, happy to fuck, happy for everyone to watch me, happy to be 18, bedroom slut…and it really reminds us how much we have to live for…cuz its only gonna get sluttier from here….

I’m not posting her nudes, in the event she lied about being 18, cuz some of these girls are 25 and look young, while others are actually just young and lie about being 18..so you gotta be careful when dealing with people who call themselves BRLYLEGAL, so that you don’t end up in jail or in a long drawn out court battle….

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Fuck. I am about to lose my fucking mind. Everything that could go wrong went wrong. From losing the one 20 dollars I robbed from my wife for beer, to losing my cell phone that I’d never be able to replace cuz I’m the kind of poor motherfucker stealing money from my wife, to coming home to my computer breaking the fuck down, only to fix itself in some last legs bullshit.

So the first thing I did was naturally go onto the cam sites to decompress cuz it amazes me how many girls love getting naked fir free…..and here is the webcam star of the day.

Her name isn Elibeth, she’s from Spain, she’s 22 and she’s lovely to watch naked and performing…Lohan should take some lessons from her….

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Her name is JoannaOJ and she’s some skinny, hippie looking lady with long unkempt hair that’s hasn’t been cut in decades and full on hippie bush, that at her age isn’t considered hipster or fashionista or cool, but instead just natural…She says she’s 90…but i’m thinking she’s mid 40s…..

Now she’s not conventionally the hottest dime you’d want to watch on webcam, because she’s older and not necessarily all that text book hot by my standards of only liking bitches between the ages of 18-25, but she’s not fat, and there’s just something magical to me about seeing a mom with a pretty decent body, turning to the internet to get 1000s of people watching her get off…at any age….it’s one of these “I want to see every woman in the world’s vagina”…from soccer mom to the walmart clerk…to a 50 year old ex hippie in the mountains who likes cumming..and the greatest thing about the whole thing, is that you could tell her experience….she’s done this before….but that could just be the old school Pepsi bottle she inserted talking……seriously this is some Etsy homemade hipster sex toy shit….

Here are some of the top comments:

after licking that asshole deeply, i will insert one finger.

Feel My Dick Knocking the Clit

I hope you like young boys with big cocks cuz I really want to drill you…

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Her name is Candice88. She’s 25, from New Zealand, claims she is a dancer, and has what may be the most swollen outter lip pussy I have ever seen. Shit is so coinslotted, that it looks like a fucking cartoon drawing of what a pussy is supposed to look like, just a slit, unlike every other pussy in the worth with all that clit and meat and other vagina shit I like but still would probably photoshop out if I had to enter it in a pussy contest….cuz everyone wants a fucking coinslot…and not a fat chick who is so fat her vagina gets swallowed by fat coinslot….a real coinslot…it’s like the unicorn of pussy…it hardly exists…most pussy looks like it is throwing up or sticking its tongue out at you…so today I saw thaat unicorn of pussy.

I didn’t see her face, her tits, her body, it was strictly a vagina masturbating show….

The highlight in the chat room was:

RUB THAT CLIT HELP YOU INSERT MOORE THAT TOY

So I watched her masturbate for 20 minutes…While Others begged for her to fuck her ass…like a guy named Afropussy

CUM YOUR ASS

but one wise man wrote

NOT ASS THIS PUSSY IS AWESOME

and another wrote

AWESOME SNATCH

and another wrote

LOVE A PHAT PUSSY

and another wrote

VERY NICE PUSSY EVER

I think I’ve found my intellectual peers…….now here are some pics of her after she masturbated with pretty pig dildos…and shit is so well contained….I don’t get it…it’s the unicorn of pussy…or maybe I just have too much sex with dirty, whore /big mom pussy….or maybe I didn’t get to see the rest of her….which balances things out…but here’s a pic anyway..

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The concept of this Webcam Star post is to celebrate bitches, everyday bitches, who get naked on the internet for no reason other than that they actually like it. Sure dudes can tip the bitches, or recruit them to do private shows, but the bulk of what they do is let 500-3000 dudes watch them naked at any given time and that’s just amazing…

See they don’t have PR people, or a master plan to get a reality show, they just legit get off to being watched….and I can get sucked in for fucking days on the shit…interracting with these girls…and laughing at the shit other people write….

Today’s star is Lilith Po , she says she’s 20 and she’s got a bit of a Kim Kardashian Body, but you see, I like girls with a bit of body, just not when they make 100,000,000 dollars a year, cuz I feel as the media whores they are, they need to give kids more incentive to not get fat, but when it comes to everyday girls, a little belly, some big ass and titties and a vagina that’s internal and coinslot cuz she’s got some fat in her outter labia, has never been an issue you for me…

She’s 5 foot 1 and has nipple piercings she loves showing male attention….a perfect combo for a bitch you’d want to watch on webcam in a room full of other dudes….

Here are some of her nipple pierced tits…

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